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Monday, June 7, 2010

England do not suffer any injuries in friendly, other than loss of dignity


The United States soccer team played Australia in their final tuneup for the World Cup; their opening opponent played the Platinum Stars. No, the team was not made up of blond celebrities or jewelry, but it is a far cry from a serious opponent. Despite the lack of credible opposition, Italian maestro/curator/all-around deity Fabio Capello decided to play his stars, including Wayne Rooney.

Fortunately for the Three Lions [and Nike], Rooney made it through without injury, although he did somehow manage to get a yellow card for dissent.

As for the match, England won 3-nil with goals from Rooney, Joe Cole, and Jermain Defoe.

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